The Republicrats!
Vote for Obama or McCain, get poked in the eye.

P.O.W. is the new 9/11

Grrr!John McCain is certainly no elitist, though he can’t remember how many houses he owns.

Now the McCain campaign is road-testing a new argument in responding to  criticism of his number-of-houses gaffe: It doesn’t matter because he was a P.O.W.

He only suggested entering his wife in a topless biker babes contest because he was a P.O.W.

He couldn’t have cheated on his answers at Rick Warren’s church because he was a P.O.W.

Scary thing is, he can probably be trusted to bring this same sense of honor, good judgment, and attention to detail to the presidency…

Unboxing the new Samsung Omnia phone. Nice!
Conan breaks down the vice-presidential options